Samurai Dave: The Roving Ronin Report

Rambling Narrative of Travels, Thoughts, and Embellishments

Merry Christmas from Japanese Girls!

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December 25, 2012 Posted by | travel | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Japanese Girls Wish You A Merry Christmas!

Random cute sexy Japanese girls wishing everyone a Merry Christmas

December 24, 2012 Posted by | travel | , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

The Fate of Mayan Prophecy Books After December 21st

The Fate of Mayan Prophecy Books After December 21st

I don’t know about you but I’m going to miss this plucky little doomsday prophecy. It’s been around for so long longer than a lot of us in fact.

Even back when 2000/2001 was being hyped as the End of the World there was still the safeguard for doomsday prophets of 2012 that if Jesus didn’t get us, Kukulkan would.

This prophecy was doomsday gold. It had an exact date and it was vouched for by a mysterious vanished civilization renowned for its intellectual prowess. How could they be wrong? In fact they weren’t wrong it was just modern dimwits and opportunists who misunderstood them.

On the positive side, if anything at least it got people interested in Mayan history and culture.

I’m just a little sad it’s over and done. It’s been around all my life and now it’s finished. Countless number of books and documentaries were done on it and on the other side you countless number of jokes referring to it. I just don’t think any future doomsday prophecy is going have the same panache as this one did.

So long Mayan Calendar Prophecy! It was a good ride with a lot of laughs and a few scares. You will be missed!


December 21, 2012 Posted by | travel | , , , , | Leave a comment

Mayan Apocalypse Comes to Japan!?!?

Officially the end of the world by the Mayan Calendar will not come until late morning December 21st in the Western Hemisphere according to Mayan time not New Zealand time. Already some apocalyptic signs have appeared in Japan as the day there turned December 21st.

It may be nothing or it may be something. Either way I just wanted wish everyone a Merry Mayan Apocalypse as the sun devours the earth causing your blood to boil till it bursts from your charred skinned while your eyes melt like gooey marshmellows in your blackened skull!

I also updated the Mayan/Aztec Calendar with cheerful Christmas Trees to give the coming apocalypse a more festive feeling.

Merry Mayan Apocalypse

December 21, 2012 Posted by | travel | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Merry Mayan Apocalypse!!!

Merry Mayan Apocalypse!

May you and yours have a Merry Mayan Apocalypse as the sun devours the earth and your blood boils until it bursts out of your charred skin and your eyes melt into your blackened skull!

December 20, 2012 Posted by | travel | , , , , , , | 1 Comment