Risque Japanese Action Figures

I was strolling through Geek Town, Akihabara in downtown Tokyo where geek is chic and dork is bork. Amongst the myriad stores bulging with electronic doodads, gizmos, and whatdahellisdats I stumbled upon several stores offering the titillating (with emphasis on “tit” )  plastic fun of action figures that I never saw under any Christmas tree when I was a wee one – and its probably just as well all things considering.

Here are some of the rather risque action figures I saw for sell in non-porn affliated stores.

Ah, yes the ubquitos school girls in their short, short sinfully short skirts with a maid friend of theirs

S&M Action figures put you in the box

Goth French Maid Action Figure ready to serve you at only 500 Yen

A collection of sweety-kins in their undergarments

School Girl Action Figure with standard huge bust

Daffy super heriones – one who has the slit of her dress in the front rather than the side

Somebody’s imagination ran wild here

Life-size School Girl Action figure for only 300,000 Yen (nearly $3000). Why anyone would want or need a life-size school girl action figure is too naseusating to even contemplate. Best to just move on…

Big-Busted Super Herione. Saving the World by creating embarrassing erections in the criminal underworld

Whoa, nellie!

A demure maid waiting for geek cliente at her Maid Cafe

Now this is just going into the realm of Wrong…

Now this isn’t a suggestive position. Not at all.